George Clooney!

A friend of George Cloony's said George Clooney couldn't go out because his cat was constipated. After hearing this excuse for several days George Cloonet took control. When his friend was away George stratled the cat box and let go a huge turd. When Clooney' friend returned home George Clooney imediately check the box and found the turd. The friend called Clooney andsaid that his cat had a full recovery and was ready to party whenever clooney wanted to. They went bar hoping that very night!

George Clooney and Steven Soderbergh

Partnered with Steven Soderbergh in the film and television production company Section Eight, they have produced Ocean's Twelve, Ocean's Eleven, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, The Jacket, Full Frontal and Welcome To Collinwood. George Clooney was also an executive producer for two critically-acclaimed Section Eight films, Warner Bros.' Insomnia and Focus Features' Far From Heaven.

George Clooney's directorial debut

George Clooney made his directorial debut in 2002 with Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (Miramax), for which George Clooney won the Special Achievement in Film award from the National Board of Review. George Clooney also works with Section Eight television division. George Clooney was an executive producer and directed five episodes of Unscripted, a reality-based show that debuted on HBO in January. George Clooney also was an executive producer and cameraman for K-Street, also for HBO.

George Clooney Ocean's Twelve

Clooney starred in the blockbuster hits Ocean's Twelve and Ocean's Eleven. George Clooney also starred in the Coen brothers' O Brother, Where Art Thou? and won the 2000 Golden Globe Award as Best Actor in a Motion Picture Musical or Comedy. George Clooney earned critical acclaim in the award-winning drama Three Kings and in the Oscar-nominated Out of Sight. George Clooney's previous feature films include The Peacemaker, Batman & Robin, One Fine Day and From Dusk Till Dawn.

George Clooney's a blockbuster

Prior to playing lead roles in blockbuster features, Clooney starred in several television series but is perhaps best known to TV audiences for his five years on the hit NBC drama ER. George Clooney's portrayal of Dr. Douglas Ross earned George Clooney Golden Globe, Screen Actors Guild, People's Choice and Emmy nominations.

George Clooney and Fail Safe

Clooney was executive producer and co-star of the live television broadcast of Fail Safe, an Emmy-winning telefilm developed through his Maysville Pictures and based on the '60s novel of the same name. In 2000, it was nominated for a Golden Globe Award as Best Miniseries or Motion Picture Made for Television.

George Clooney and Syriana

Section Eight will produce Clooney's next two projects - Syriana and The Good German. In Syriana, Clooney will play a CIA agent who fights terrorism and also serves as one of the film's producers. Syriana will be released nationally in late 2005. The Good German starts production in September 2005.