Gin!

If you're going to drink, avoid Gin. Although the high is great, gin is the most debilitating liquor of all.

Women love Gin and you can get them to do almost anything when they're drinking it. But it also ages them very fast. There are millions of women around the world that are old before their time because of Gin!

Gin is a spirit, or strong alcoholic beverage. It is made from the distillation of white grain spirit and juniper berries, which provide its distinctive flavor. The taste of ordinary gin is very dry, and as such it is frequently mixed with other beverages. It should not be confused with sloe gin, a sweet liqueur traditionally made from sloes (the fruit of the blackthorn) infused in gin.

The most common style of gin, typically used for mixed drinks, is "London dry gin", which refers not to brand, marque, or origin, but to a distillation process. London dry gin is a high-proof spirit, usually produced in a column still and redistilled after the botanicals are added to the base spirit and then you get fucking pissed. In addition to juniper, it is usually made with a small amount of citrus botanicals like lemon and bitter orange peel. Other botanicals that may be used include anise, angelica root, orris root, licorice root, cinnamon, coriander, and cassia bark.

A well-made gin will be dry with a smooth texture lacking in harshness. The flavor will be harmonious yet with a crisp character with a pronounced juniper flavor.

Other types of gin include Jenever (Dutch gin), Plymouth gin, and Old Tom gin (said to approximate the pot-distilled 18th century spirit).

Gin History

Gin originated in the Netherlands in the 17th century. Its invention is often credited to the physician Franciscus Sylvius. It spread to England after the Glorious Revolution put a Dutchman on the British throne. Dutch gin, known as jenever, is a distinctly different drink from English-style gin; it is distilled with barley and sometimes aged in wood, giving it a slight resemblance to whisky. Schiedam, in South Holland, is famous for its jenever. Jenever is produced in a pot still and is typically lower in alcohol and more strongly flavoured than London gin.

Hogarth's Gin LaneGin became very popular in England after the government allowed unlicensed gin production and at the same time imposed a heavy duty on all imported spirits. This created a market for poor-quality grain that was unfit for brewing beer, and thousands of gin-shops sprang up all over England. By 1740 the production of gin had increased to six times that of beer, and because of its cheapness it became extremely popular with the poor. Of the 15,000 drinking establishments in London, over half were gin-shops. Beer maintained a healthy reputation as it was often safer to drink the brewed ale than unclean plain water. Gin, though, was blamed for various social and medical problems, and it may have been a factor in the high death rate that caused London's previously increasing population to remain stable. The reputation of the two drinks was illustrated by William Hogarth in his engravings Beer Street and Gin Lane (1751). This negative reputation survives today in the English language, in terms like "gin-mills" to describe disreputable bars or "gin-soaked" to refer to drunks, and in the phrase "Mother's Ruin," a common British name for gin.

The Gin Act of 1736 imposed high taxes on retailers but led to riots in the streets. The prohibitive duty was gradually reduced and finally abolished in 1742. The Gin Act of 1751 was more successful, however. It forced distillers to sell only to licensed retailers and brought gin-shops under the jurisdiction of local magistrates. Gin in the 18th century was produced in pot stills, and was somewhat sweeter than the London gin known today.

In London in the early eighteenth century, gin sold on the black market was prepared in illicit stills (of which there were 1500 in 1726) and was often adulterated with turpentine and sulphuric acid.

The column still was invented in 1832, and the "London dry" style was developed later in the 19th century. In tropical English colonies, gin was used to mask the bitter flavour of quinine, a protection against malaria, which was diluted in tonic water. This was the origin of today's popular gin and tonic combination, even though quinine is no longer used against malaria. Many other gin-based mixed drinks were invented, including the martini. Secretly produced "bathtub gin" was a common drink in the speakeasies of Prohibition-era America due to the relative simplicity of the basic production methods. It remained popular as the basis of many cocktails after the repeal of Prohibition.

At the present time there are numerous types and manufactures of gin, the most notable of which are listed below. Tanqueray Ten has received several awards since its 2000 debut, including double gold medals in 2004 and 2005 at the San Francisco Spirits Competition. Bombay Sapphire is another premium gin that has won international awards since debuting in 1992. In 2005, the Monde Selection in Brussels awarded South Gin (made by Pacific Dawn Distillers of New Zealand) the "Grand Gold with Palm Leaves," rating it the best gin in the world.

The National Gin Museum is in Hasselt, Belgium.

Common mixers for gin

Vermouth - in a martini

Tonic water - in a Gin and tonic

Soda water - in a Gin Rickey

Orange juice

Orange soda

Lemon juice

Lime juice

Grapefruit juice

Ginger Ale or Ginger Beer

Cranberry juice

Milk for 'Gin Milk Punch'

Kool-Aid

Fresca

Gin Cocktails

Ambassador Krahn

Martini

Tin Roof

Tom Collins

Maiden's Prayer

Salty Dog

Singapore Sling

Gimlet

Gin and Tonic

Pimm's N'1.

Punkdutch

Apoica

Orange Blossom

Pink Gin

Presbyterian

Satan's Whiskers

Gin Brands

Gin Premium or famous brands

Aristocrat gin

Beefeater - first produced in 1820

Blackwood's Superior Nordic Vintage Dry Gin

BOLS - Dutch jenever

Bombay - distilled with eight botanicals

Bombay Sapphire - distilled with ten botanicals

Boodles

Booth's - first produced in 1790 by Sir Felix Booth

Broker's Premium London Dry Gin, 47%. Highly rated in tests.

Burnett's Gin - based on a 1770 recipe by Sir Robert Burnett

Calvert Gin

Cork Dry Gin - Ireland's preferred brand

DH Krahn- Pot distilled with 6 botanicals. Top Rated Gin in 2006 International Review of Spirits. Gilbey's Gin - inexpensive, low-quality

Ginebra San Miguel - has juniper berries as its main flavor, produced by the company of the same name and is the largest-selling gin in the world although it is mainly sold in the Philippines

Gordon's

Greenall's

Hendrick's Gin - infused with cucumber, coriander, citrus peel and rose petals

McCormick Gin

Martin Miller's Gin - London dry gin, with over eight botanicals blended with icelandic spring water

Phillips Dry Gin - English gin since 1963

Plymouth - first distilled in 1793

Seagram's Gin

Silver Wolf Gin

South Gin - triple distilled in New Zealand using nine botanicals, two of which are native: manuka berries and kawa kawa leaves, believed by the indigenous Maori people to offer medicinal properties

Steinh'ger

Taaka - a London Dry Gin with a secret formula

Tanqueray

Tanqueray Ten

Whitley Neill London Dry Gin - premium gin containing two African botanicals, the fruit of the Baobab tree, the "Tree of Life", and the Cape Gooseberry

Gin Other brands and variations

Anchor Junipero Gin - produced in California by Anchor Steam Brewery

Bafferts Gin - Triple-distilled with four botanicals in England

Barton Gin

Bellringer Gin - 94.4 proof English gin

Bols Gin

Bombadier Military Gin

Boodles British Gin - 90.4 proof gin

Boomsma Jonge Genevere Gin

Burnett's Crown Select Gin

Caballito: Panama's finest export gin

Cadenhead's Old Raj Gin - 110 proof gin containing a small amount of saffron, which imparts a slight yellowish/greenish tint

Citadelle - distilled with nineteen botanicals in France

Cascade Mountain Gin - uses hand-picked wild juniper berries, distilled in Oregon

Damrak Amsterdam

Dirty Olive - olive-flavored

Fleischmann's Gin - Marketed as the original American gin, first distilled in 1870

Gilbey's London Dry Gin

Gin Bulag - the Philippines' most famous choice of gin. Directly translated as "Blind Gin," this concoction has been aptly named after gin drunkards have been reported to lose their eyesight after three straight days of gin insobriety.

Gin Llave - Argentina's prime and extra-smooth concoction

Gin Lubuski

Gin Xoriguer - Minorcan local gin

Ginebra San Miguel

Gordon's London Gin - by appointment to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain

Hamptons Gin

Juniper Green Organic Gin - first gin made from all organic ingredients in England with four botanicals

Leyden Dry Gin - distilled three times in small batches, twice in column stills then in a pot still

Mr. Boston

Larios - from Spain

Quintessential

Sarticious Gin - Dutch style gin distilled in Santa Cruz, California, orange and cilantro

Smeets - Belgian brand, produce a great range of fruit flavoured gins "Jen'vre de fruits" as well as their original

South - New Zealand made gin, flavoured with juniper berries, lemon, orange, coriander seeds, Angelica leaves, Orris,

Gentian root, and two New Zealand natives, Kawakawa leaves and Manuka berries

Swordsman

Uganda Waragi - popular triple distilled local Ugandan Gin

Van Gogh Gin - Dutch gin produced with ten botanicals in small batches. Triple distilled, twice in column stills then in a traditional pot still