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Life In The Slaw Lane
"Hey, I'm no hero...
Just an ordinary guy keeping watch on the universe!"...
Sleep easy...


Addotta Fine Woodwork


Surveillance Module 69


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Sofie and Lauren off to Seatle My Granddaughters Sofie and Lauren

Traveling to Seattle to see their uncle Dean and his new bride
Kayla is three years old and is Minny Mouse on this Holloween in 2007 My Granddaughter Kayla

She is three years old and is Minny Mouse on this Holloween in 2007
My son and his wife watch shark caught at Venice Beach Victor and Sibylle

Victor and Sibille Addotta, my son and his wife watch seven foot shark caught at Venice beach


Victor and Sibylle at Lakesides,ca Victor and Sibylle

Victor and Sibille Addotta at Lakeside, CA.. 2007


Kayla Easter 2007 Kayla

Easter Sunday 2007


Kayla Kayla

Kayla is clowning around at a recent barbecue.


Bennett Family Reunion Bennett Family Reunion

My first wife Mary Bennett gave me two beautiful children and a large group to call family. Pictured here are all of us together again! June of 2006


Kayla Addotta Kayla

Kayla, my newest granddaughter is beginning to get up on her hands and knees in preparation for crawling!


Kip Addotta in the movie Jessy James Kip Addotta

Here I am playing Governor Critenden of Missouri, circa 1879.

This shot was taken during the filming of "Jessy James"! He's the guy who put the hit out on Jessy.


Allen Nechy Allen Nechy

My friend, Allen nechy plays Tennis every Friday morning. He works as and is the best salesman I have ever met and I've met a few! Allen also loves to shoot pool and go to movies. He is an expert at both!

He also likes to go to the track and bust my balls!


Kayla at fifteen weeks Kayla

Now, I think I may not be crazy!

My granddaughter, Kayla, is the most beautiful baby ever born!


Joyce Wolf Joyce Addotta Wolf

Joyce and I have become very close.

We speak on the phone several times a week and compare thoughts and memories of our youth.


Victor And Sibylle Addotta Victor & Sibylle

My son and daughter in-law

Victor and Sibylle Addotta pose for a picture on New Years Eve, 2004.


Kathy & Kayla Kayla

New Granddaughter

12/19/04. The gloating lamp is lit! Am I crazy or is Kayla the most beautiful baby you've ever seen? .


Kathy & Kayla Kathy & Kayla

Kip Addotta

12/04/04. My beautiful daughter Kathy and her little girl Kayla.


Mid morning at Morrow Bay Mid morning at Morrow Bay

Kip Addotta

11/27/04

600. US


The Addotta Gang The Addotta Gang

Don't even think about it!!


Kayla Madison Kayla

Born on October 14th at 6:40 p.m., 6lbs, 14oz. We are all very happy!!


Victor Addotta Addotta Fine Woodwork

My son Victor demonstrating some of the fine wood he gets at his cabinet shop, in Culver City. 2004. For more info, click on the picture!


Sofia Addotta. Sofia Addotta

My grand daughter Sofia Addotta graduates from kindergarden, 2004.


Lauren Addotta. Lauren Addotta

She's eight years old and I'm not sure she knows who I am.


Kathryn Addotta. Kathryn

My daughter Kathryn is now Mrs. Kathryn. She and her husband Michael were married on January 17th, 2004.


Victor Addotta. Victor Addotta

My son Victor Addotta at a recent party. 2004


Sheryl and Co. Sheryl Addotta and CO.

My daughter in law Sheryl and my grand children Lauren and Sophia


Sofie Addotta My grand daughter Sofia

My granddaughter, Sofia, is four and what a treat she is.


Lauren as a clown Lauren Addotta

My grand daughter Lauren dances around in her new costume.


Frank Addotta Frank Addotta

My son and the father of my granddaughters. Frank works as a prop and set builder in the film industry. 2003


Jack Sheldon Jack Sheldon

It's my birthday weekend and last night we went to see Jack Sheldon and his big band at The Catalina Bar & Grill, in Hollywood!.


Kip's kids The Kids

Kathy, Sybille Addotta, Mikeal, Sharyl Addotta, Frank Addotta and Victor Addotta.


Some of the Addotta's go to Germany A trip to Germany

In 2000 my oldest son, Victor, his wife, Sybille and Lynn Addotta went to Germany to visit Sibylle's family. From left to right, Victor Addotta, Sibylle Addotta and Lynn Addotta. They are pictured here in Berlin.


My grand daughter Lauren Addotta
Kip on the Bill Maher Show

Politically Incorrect, 1998, is a show that really didn't work for me. The show claims to be politically incorrect!?


My grand daughter Lauren Addotta Brand New Lauren Addotta

My son frank and daughter in-law Sheryl gave us the most beautiful little girl! Now she is six and as mean as a snake but we're delighted to have her around!


An Evening at Cap's Show Ticket

An evening in Brentwood California.


Kip Addotta in Vegas Kip Addotta in Vegas

Kip seated on the steps of the Riviera hotel in Las Vegas!


The wedding of my son Frank and his new bride, Sheryl Frank Addotta gets married

1995,Frank Addotta and Sheryl Iwatate were married in Lake Tahoe in 1995! I cried!


Kip Addotta Kip Addotta

I think I was a little hung over in this one.


Linda 1990 Kip Addotta

In 1990 I began a relationship with Linda. A beautiful redhead! And for the next eight years we seldom got out of bed


Me with my 64 Lincoln
My 1964 Lincoln

I bought this 1964 Lincoln for fifteen hundred and fixed it up. Later I gave it to my son, Victor.


Going out on the town Kip getting ready for a show

I remember watching my Father get dressed for an evening of dancing. This picture reminds me of him and Salvador Dali. I think I had thrown Linda out, again and was going to Tana's to get drunk!


Linda Kroncke Linda Kroncke

I met Linda in Houston TX and we lived together for eight years. She left and moved to Boston. There is so much more to say but I cannot say them here. Linda died a few years later and as her father said, "God has another flower in his garden".


Kip Addotta and ma bitches Kip Addotta and The Bitches

In 1985 I shot the cover for my new CD "The Comedian Of The United States. My back up singers were Marina Torpin and Lauren Adems, "Ma Bitches".


Kip Addotta on Make me laugh Kip Addotta on Make Me Laugh

I 1985, 86, 87, 88, I was a regular on "Make Me Laugh". These were the most challenging shows. We used every idea. George Foster gave us a lot of space.


Kip Addotta with Lou Rawls Kip Addotta with Lou Rawls

This picture was taken at the Diplomat Hotel, in Miami! I was at the top of my form and working with Lou always ment a hot show. It was puring this gig that I met Sammy Davis Jr. and won The Entertainment Writers, Comedian of the Year Award!


Kip Addotta with Farrari Dino Kip Addotta

Ah, my Farrari Dino convertable! I loved this car and it is in perfect condition! These are the days!


Kip Addotta publicity shot Kip Addotta

Kip Addotta publicity shot!


Victoria Sondheim Victoria Sondheim

Hi Kip...

just returning from lots of travel and shele & i live in studio city. still at the same job, now in santa monica.

you actually met my husband. we were staying at the roosevelt hotel on christmas and you came in for the brunch. and i believe you and shele got together one time after that. no kids. just us big ones.

being one of the "b*tch*s" will always be one of the great memories of my life. we had fun.

Vee

Vee

Wonderful to hear from you! Yes, they were wonderful times and I think of you all the time. Where are you? I take it that you are married now. Any children?

I remember how, one day, you taught me how to sing. "Think of the note, hear the not in your mind and then sing the note! Great advice! Kip !


Kip Addotta publicity shot Kip Addotta as cowboy

As a lark, I had this picture taken!


Kip Addotta and family Kip Addotta and family

In 1984 I was signed with The William Morris agency and had this picture taken to send to all the agents there. I wanted them to know that I was a family man and needed to be kept working. From left to right, Kathy, Frank, Lynn, myself and Victor who had just broken his leg in a skiing accident at Lake Tahoe. I asked my family to look as sad as possible for this shot.


My favorite picture Kip Addotta

Taken in 1984, this is my favorite picture. To me, it embodies the essence of what I am!.. Great looking in a suit! In 1984 I was still traveling with Mega Stars, opening there shows on long tours around America and the world.It was about this time I decided to go out on my own and headline my own shows. It was the right time and one of the smartest things I have ever done!


Bonnie and Kip
!
Kip and Bonnie

Kip and a friend, Bonnie, at the opening of a club! 1986!



The cover of Performance magazine, 1883 Kip Addotta

In 1984 I was on the cover of Performance Magazine! At the time I was traveling with my back up singers "Ma Bitches". Between the traveling and the fighting we did some great shows!



Lou Rawls, Marge Cowen and Kip Addotta at the Diplomat Hotel in Miami, 1984 Kip Addotta and Lou Rawls

Lou Rawls and I were appearing at the Diplomat Hotel, in Miami. This is where I first met Sammy Davis Jr.. It was also, during this engagement that I won "The Comedian of the Year Award" fome the "Entertainment Writers of America"



The cover of Performance magazine, 1883 Kip Addotta

I made this fedora famous! By the time I was done hate makers had made a fortune and I loved wearing it. I do not know of anyone who does not look great in a fedora. 1978



Victor in 1976 Victor Addotta

In 1976, Victor got very drunk, at school. The rest of the story is below.


Kip Addotta. Kip Addotta

Laughing at my own joke! Not a good habit to get into but sometimes I do make myself laugh. Boy am I cute!


My son Victor in 1974 Victor Addotta

In 1974 I was starting to do TV. Victor is Mr. cool, here, in a school photo!


Kip Addotta Kip Addotta

Taken at The Comedy Store shortly after I started doing The Tonight Show


Kip Addotta Kip Addotta

Here I am working material out at the Comedy Store. 1975


Kip Addotta Kip Addotta

Another PR photo.


Kip Addotta Kip Addotta

I hate funny pictures and yet here I am trying to look funny or Woody Allen or Stan Laurel. 1975


Victor in the second grade Little Vic

Victor begins to notice girls and the constant smile leaves and the self awareness comes..


My uncle Victor
That cigar

Every year uncle Victor would visit from NY. He would take me hunting or to visit other relatives. "If you live fast you'll never last. If you live slow you've got to go". Yes, he had mob connections!


Kip Addotta First pictures in L.A.

This is one of the first publicity photos I posed for in Los Angeles! It was 1974. I had just gotten my first well paying gig and had bought this outfit in Lake Tahoe, hours before my opening show at The Sahara Tahoe.


Cute little Victor Victor Addotta

All dressed up and ready to shine, my son, Victor looks pretty happy.


My son Victor at seven years Victor Addotta

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth and a toy train.


Composit 1990 Mr. Kip

Did I mention that my first career was that of a hairdresser? One of my patrons was an artist. One day, while under the dryer, she did this caricature of me as I worked on another customer. Yes, I was that thin!


Frank Addotta Frank Addotta

My third child was named after Frank Sinatra. My new wife Lynn not only gave me a child but also raised my two children Victor and Kathy. Frank is loved equally to my first children but sometimes would disagree.


My sons third birthday Kip and Victor

My son Victor is three years old, today. Or do I mean that day? Yes, a long time ago. I am twenty one, in this picture.

YIKES!!


Kip and Lynn Lynn and Kip

This is my second wife Lynn. She was a God-send. She took on my children and I and raised us all. She also gave me another son, Frank.


My son Victor at five years Victor Addotta

My son, Victor, at six. Victor was always good with his hands. Here he makes himself busy with his coloring book.


My son Victor at six months Out in the back yard

Another family get together in my fathers back yard. My uncle Victor is behind the camera.


The NY Addotta's Addotta's from N.Y.

These people extended so many sweet kindnesses to me, when I was a child, that I wanted you see a picture of my aunt Eileen, uncle Victor and their clan.


Addotta summer picnic Mary Addotta

Another summer at Leving's Lake. My son Victor and my pregnant wife, Mary.


My son Victor at six months Victor in diapers

My new born son Victor! I was working in a box factory, making about a hundred dollars a week. Before taxes! And yet somehow there was never enough money.


Uncle Victor and aunt Eilean. Art Beauty, 1958

This is an old publicity photo my uncle had made for his beauty salon (Art Beauty) on Flatbush Ave. in Brooklyn, N.Y.It shows my aunt Eilean holding my uncle victor in her hands. Pure fiction! But didn't he do a lovely job with her hair.


Hangin on the stoop in Brooklyn
Grandma and Uncle Vic

My grandmother and my Uncle Victor pose on the easy chair, in my home.


Hangin on the stoop in Brooklyn Vic and Dad

My father was very strict and I was afraid of him. Very afraid! He would fly into a rage and I would wet my pants! My grandmother would protect me from him, so to avoid this, he would wait until Sunday and drive me into the factory section of town, where no one could see, and apply his discipline.


Mary Bennett at sixteen
Kip and Mary, prom night

Kip Addotta and Mary Bennett on their prom night


Mary Bennett at sixteen
Mary, Kip and?

Mary, Kip and someone called Yellow Bird.


Mary Bennett at sixteen Mary Bennett

Mary Bennett at sixteen. The fellow who took this picture lived next door to her and was much older than she was. I didn't like this picture at all. It made me think there was something going on between them.


Kip and Mary at a picnic
Kip & Mary

Kip and Mary at a family picnic in Rockford IL.


My son Victor at six months
My cousin Joyce

My cousin Joyce and her new baby at Coney Island, NY in 1959


My uncle Victor and his son Ron Hop along Addotta's

I always admired my uncle Victors taste in clothes! He was the real role model, in life. Not a perfect man but a man with class and flash. Here, on a visit to Rockford.


Kip Addotta graduates from the 8th grade 1955

You don't live like my Uncle victor did by being a hairdresser. The real money was in a card game he ran in his Brooklyn flat. The who's who of N.Y. played in my Uncles games. The game went on for three days a week. Victor would supply a dealer, a buffet and cots to sleep on. He would take five percent of each pot and would also play.


Kip Addotta graduates from the 8th grade Kip Grade School Graduation

Pretty cool huh! This is me on the day I graduated from St. Mary's grade school, in Rockford IL. 1954


Kip Addotta graduates from the 8th grade
Ron Dawn and Kip

My cousins Ronny and Dawn and myself at Lake Geneva, Wisconsin.


Kip Addotta graduates from the 8th grade 1952 we were all lined up on the couch at my house. These were great times!

Pretty cool huh! This is me on the day I graduated from St. Mary's grade school, in Rockford IL.


Victor in front of Art Beauty Salon, 1960 Uncle Victor

Uncle Victor standing in front of his beauty salon, Art Beauty, on Flatbush Ave, in Brooklyn NY!


Family picnic at 1027 W Jefferson, Rockford IL Picnic in the back yard

1953 and one of my favorite things to do! Having the family to our house for a picnic. I felt safe from my dad when there were family members around!


Grandma Francis and Eileen & Victor Addotta, 1948 Piggly Wiggly

1948, another picture of my sainted grandmother, Francis with my uncle victor aunt Eileen. As was the custom in Italy, when my grandfather died, my grandmother started wearing black clothing and did so for the rest of her life.


My father and uncle in 1944 Coney Island

The two adults at the center are my aunt Grace and uncle Mike!


Grandma & cousin Jerry Kosinski My cousin Jerry Kozinski

My Grandmother and my cousin Jerry Kozinski


My Grandpa, Jasper & my Grandma Francis, 1945 Aunt Eileen and Joyce

In 1945, my Grandfather, Jasper, and my Grandmother Francis were visited by my aunt Eileen and her daughter Joyce.


Hangin on the stoop in Brooklyn On the stoop

From Left, my cousin Joyce's boyfriend, Bobby Martin, Joyce, cousin Ron, Billy Quinn (Joyce's future husband) and yours truly!


My Uncle Victor & aunt Eileen Vis and Eileen

On one of his visits to Rockford, IL, my uncle Victor met Eileen. He promptly moved her to NY and divorced his wife. Some people might think this was terrible but since I didn't know his first wife I cannot feel bad about it. Besides, I loved my one and only aunt Eileen!


My father and uncle in 1944 Uncle Victor

As you can see Victor Addotta was a fine dresser and a handsome man!


My father and uncle in 1944 Uncle vic and Dad

Two young studs who avoided the draft. My father (On the left) because he was a machinist and The United States needed skilled workers to stay home and build the machinery of war. My uncle Victor because he had horses and women to ride and we couldn't spare him for the war effort.


My aunt Eileen Aunt Eileen

My aunt Eileen was the first woman I ever saw naked. One day I opened the bathroom door and there she was, sitting in the tub. OUCH! I do not think I have ever been the same.



Jasper & Francis Jasper and Frances Addotta

My grandmother, Francis, had eight children. One did not survive infancy. .


Victor & Betty's wedding Uncle Victor's first wife

The 1941 wedding of Betty and Victor Addotta was attended by all the most important figures from both the upper crust and the under world of Brooklyn. Victor left Betty for Eileen Magilacutty who became one of my favorite aunts.


Jasper & Francis My Grandparents

Another great picture of the Addotta family!





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