Food Processor!
Food Processor Joke
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On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
The shoplifter special!
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
and that would be how?
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
But it's 'just' a suggestion!
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box
Do not turn upside down.
Too late! you lose!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
Are you sure? Let's experiment.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
One would hope!
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
As opposed to use in outer space.
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
Now I'm curious.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
but no peas?
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Raise your hand if you've tried this...
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Food processor
An electric food processorA food processor is a kitchen appliance used to facilitate various repetitive tasks in the process of preparation of food. Today, the term almost always refers to an electric-motor-driven appliance, although there are some manual devices also referred to as "food processors".Food processors are similar to blenders in many ways. The primary difference is that food processors use swappable blades and disks (attachments) instead of a fixed blade. Also, their bowls are wider and shorter, a more appropriate shape for the solid or semi-solid foods usually worked in a food processor. Usually little or no liquid is required in the operation of the food processor unlike a blender, which requires some amount of liquid to move the particles around its blade.
Its functions normally consist of:
Slicing/chopping vegetables
Grinding items such as nuts, meat, or dried fruit
Shredding or grating cheese or vegetables
Pureeing
Mixing and kneading doughs
Food Processor Design and operation
The base of the unit houses a motor which turns a vertical shaft. A bowl, usually made of transparent plastic, fits around the shaft. Cutting blades can be attached to the shaft; these fit so as to operate near the bottom of the bowl. Shredding or slicing disks can be attached instead; these spin near the top of the bowl. A lid with a "feed tube" is then fitted onto the bowl. The feed tube allows ingredients to be added while chopping, grinding or pureeing. It also serves as a chute through which items are introduced to shredding or slicing disks. A "pusher" is provided, sized to slide through the feed tube, protecting fingers.Almost all modern food processors have safety devices which prevent the motor from operating if the bowl isn't properly affixed to the base or if the lid isn't properly affixed to the bowl.
Food Processor History
The idea of a machine to process food began when a French catering company salesman, Pierre Verdan, observed the large amount of time his clients spent in the kitchen chopping, shredding and mixing. He produced a simple but effective solution, a bowl with a revolving blade in the base. In 1960 this evolved into Robot Coupe, a company established to manufacture the first "food processor" for the catering industry. In the late 1960s a food processor driven by a powerful commercial induction motor was produced. The domestic market had to wait until 1972 for a food processor. The Magimix processor made by Robot Coupe arrived in the UK in 1974, beginning with the R1, 1800, Magimix processor.Carl Sontheimer developed a food processor in America in the early 1970s, adapting the design from the Robot Coupe industrial blender. In 1973, this first home food processor was introduced in North America as the Cuisinart.
