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Network Appliance

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Network Appliance Joke

German scientists dug 50 meters down in the underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nation-wide telephone network.

The Russian government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down they found small pieces of glass. They soon announced that 35,000 years ago, the ancient Russians already had a nationwide fiber net.

American scientists were outraged. They dug 200 meters down in the underground, but found absolutely nothing. They happily concluded that the ancient Americans 55,000 years ago had cellular telephones

Network Appliance

Network Appliance is credited with the widespread adoption of Network Attached Storage or "NAS" and pioneered Unified Storage. Now Network Appliance storage products support a variety of storage protocols such as iSCSI SAN, Fibre Channel SAN, CIFS and NFS. The key technologies behind most of Network Appliance's product line are the Data ONTAP storage operating system and WAFL file system.

Network Appliance Competition

NetApp competes in the Data Storage Devices industry. Net, App ranks third in market capitalization in its industry, behind EMC and Seagate Technology, and ahead of Western Digital, Brocade, Data Domain, Imation, Quantum, and Isilon. In total revenue, NetApp ranks fourth behind EMC, Seagate, Western Digital, and ahead of Imation, Brocade, Xyratex, and Hutchinson Technology. Note that these lists of competitors do not include companies with significant storage businesses, such as Hewlett Packard, IBM, Hitachi Data Systems, Dell, and Sun Microsystems.

Network Appliance History

Network Appliance was founded in 1992 by David Hitz, James Lau, and Michael Malcolm. At the time, its major competitor was Auspex. It had its initial public offering in 1995. Network Appliance thrived in the internet bubble years of the mid 1990s to 2001, during which the company grew to $1 billion in annual revenue. After the bubble burst, Network Appliance's revenues quickly declined to $800 million in its fiscal year 2002. Since then, the company's revenues have steadily climbed.

Network Appliance also has a long history of making "Best Places to Work" lists. In 2007 the company ranked 6th on Fortune's 100 Best Companies to Work For. This is the fifth consecutive year NetApp has earned a spot on the list, placing in the top 50 each time. NetApp also earned top honors in the "Best Companies to Work for in Research Triangle Park" competition in 2006. Other previous distinctions include making ComputerWorld's "Top 100 Places to Work in IT 2005", "Best Places to Work" in the Greater Bay Area in 2006 by the San Francisco Business Times and the Silicon Valley/San Jose Business Journal, and the 8th spot on the 2006 list of "Best Workplaces in Germany" by Capital Magazine.

The operating system used by Network Appliance's filers is Data ONTAP. The distinguishing feature in Data ONTAP is its WAFL file system, and WAFL's data protection capabilities, including snapshots, file system mirroring, and RAID-DP.

Network Appliance Net Cache and its uses

The NetCache software formerly produced by Network Appliance is used in Tunisia to censor Internet access. Technically, censorship in Tunisia uses a transparent proxy that processes every HTTP request sent out and filters out sites based on hostnames. Empirical evidence shows that NetApp hardware was used to implement the controls.

Network Appliance Legal dispute with Sun Microsystems

In September 2007, Network Appliance initiated proceedings against Sun Microsystems, claiming that the ZFS File System developed by Sun infringed its patents. The following month, Sun announced plans to countersue based on alleged misuse by Network Appliance of Sun's own patented technology.

Network Appliance Major Acquisitions

1997 - Internet Middleware (IMC). IMC's web proxy caching software became the NetCache product line (which was resold in 2006).

2004 - Spinnaker Networks, Inc. The technology Spinnaker brought to NetApp was integrated into Data ONTAP GX and first released in 2006.

2005 - Alacritus The technology Alacritus brought to NetApp was integrated into the NetApp NearStore VTL product line

2005 - Decru. Decru continues to operate as a separate business for data encryption.

2006 - Topio. Software that helps replicate, recover, and protect data over any distance regardless of the underlying server or storage infrastructure. This technology became known as ReplicatorX.

Network Appliance Major Divestitures

2006 - NetCache product line sold to Blue Coat Systems, Inc.

Network Appliance Divisions

According to NetApp's management biographies , NetApp is divided into three major businesses:

Networked Storage and Manageability

Data Protection and Retention Solutions

Emerging Products Groups, includes:

Security

Virtual Tape

Heterogeneous Replication

StoreVault

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Yes,this is and has been the No. 1 novelty CD in the world. Why? Because this is the CD that contains Kip's hit Wet Dream,The Fish Song that people can't seem to get enough of. The cuts on this CD are some of the funniest ever recorded
Kip's "Wet Dream"
The fish song...

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I Saw Daddy
Kissing Santa Clause

Great Christmas fun - for Mom,Dad and the kids here... makes the perfect gift to anyone with friends or relatives
Kip's Newest CD...
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The Trouble Hole
The cuts on this CD are some of the funniest ever recorded
Great Stand-up...
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I Hope I'm Not Out Of Line
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Kip's first Stand-up CD...
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Kip's 5 CD Collection! Great Christmas fun - for Mom,Dad and the kids here... makes the perfect gift to anyone with friends or relatives. Even your dog will like it - G rated
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