Traffic School!
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
A: Always wear a condom.
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Traffic school
Traffic school is the generic common term for remedial courses in traffic safety and safe driving practices. In the United States, these are offered as part of pretrial diversion programs to traffic violators by traffic courts, in the interest of improving general safety.Traffic school Incentive
Opting to take the course may cost the violator anywhere from slightly less than the fine for the violation to significantly more, but successful completion will usually either completely remove, or significantly reduce, the violation's effect on the violator's driving record, which in turn will at least reduce the violation's effect on the violator's insurance premiums. Typically, a traffic violator will be offered the opportunity to take such a course only if he or she has not done so within a specified number of months prior to the violation; this keeps frequent violators from abusing the system to avoid the consequences of their recklessness, while encouraging participants to pay attention, and to put what they learn into practice.Traffic school Course curriculum and environment
The traditional traffic school scenario typically involves six to eight hours of instruction, either on one or two Saturdays, or spread across several evenings, and may take place in a courtroom or a classroom. The instructors are frequently off-duty police officers, and during class hours, the students are often confined to the buildings under armed guard, in order to prevent them from leaving, returning, and claiming to have been in class when they were not. The instructor will typically ask the violators about their violations, then discuss ways to avoid repeating them; they will usually also lecture on general traffic safety issues, show one or more films or video programs, and possibly conduct various educational activities. Finally, the violators are typically tested on the material presented in the class, and if they pass the test, they may be issued some sort of completion certificate, which they may be required to present to the traffic court, in order to have their driving records adjusted.Starting in the late 1990's, HOME STUDY traffic school courses on the internet became approved in most California courts and are continually becoming available in many other states. These internet courses provide compatible courses to the traditional classroom courses, but afford the students the flexibility of completing the traffic school requirement according to their own schedules from anywhere they have internet access
