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Time!

“Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it you can never get it back.”

"If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is". The famous circus promoter, P. T Barnum, once said, "There's a sucker born every minute". But, that was a long time ago. so, I'm sure that, by now, there's a sucker born every thirty seconds. It is troubling to me to observe our people being fleeced every day and everywhere. I suppose people do wise up, but, it seems that by the time they do they're near the end of their time.

Let's go over a few things and set the record strait. The term, Nobody beats our prices", means that there are plenty of retailers who will sell the item to you for the 'same' price. So, you may not be able to beat the price, but, you can certainly match the price. Get it?

"The lowest prices in town", means that you will get a better price if you travel just out of town. All these terms we hear on TV are written by layers. They sound good, but, they mean nothing.

Mattress stores are among the worst offenders! They tell us that, If you can find a lower price on the same mattress you're looking at, the mattress is free!" Here is how it works. Say you're looking at "The Royal King" mattress. You won't find another store with a mattress named "The Royal King". Because each mattress store has the factory label the same mattress with different names. Say, "The Kings Royal". So even though it's the same mattress it has a different label so no matter how low the price you find is, you'll never get that free mattress because they will tell you that it is not the same mattress you were looking at.

Every con man looks for someone who is greedy! So don't be greedy and you'll save yourself a lot of time, money and embarrassment!

And I am

Kip Addotta

Kip

How much time do you spend on your website? It has really grown since the last time I visited. You must have a secretary to do all of that research. It is very good Kip. How was your Thanksgiving? I have just shown my entire biology class your website. They have a hard time believing that you are my cousin. That is the fun part about it. Damn kip where did you all of that intelligence? From Uncle Frank? Hey, I have probably written you about this but I will say it again. The things I remember about Uncle Frank when I was very young. I chewed or dipped Copenhagen. I still remember the first smell of it when he showed me his can.

He was also a musician of a sort. He played the harmonica and also the Xylophone (sp). At that time I really liked him at the time but later on he just didn't communicate when anyone. That was sad for me or maybe a blessing in disguise. Who knows for sure.

Things I remember about you. One of the first things that always comes to my mind is how fair skinned you were compared to the rest of us. (please no offense). The next thing that comes to mind is how dammed smart you were, and your vocabulary was huge. I was, as a young boy, very intimated by you. The next thing I remember is that you had a great sense of humor with jokes to abound and amuse everyone. You would drive Grandma crazy, and all of the aunts loved you. Why did we ever lose touch, Kip? I think that so much was lost over the years.

Kip, you have done so well over your lifetime and in my opinion it was your humor and your energetic drive to succeed at the highest level is secret of how you came to be where you are today. There is no luck in what you have accomplished, believe that. Looking back over your childhood, limited as my knowledge is, one could have predicted success for you.

What are you doing over the Xmas? besides spending it with your family? Are you staying in town? The reason I am asking, I would like to come out and visit you for a couple of days, if you don't mind.

Hey, another thing I need to tell you. Uncle Vic was the only member of the family that could read, write and speak Italian. I remember him writing letters to Italy on a very regular basis. I even saw a couple of his letters and asked him what the scribbling was all about. Well, for me, that really closed the circle on Uncle Vic's life. I am sure he was writing the MAFIA back then. During the 50's and 60's the Mafia bosses were recruiting Sicilian men to come work for them in the U.S. That can be verified. Our Uncle Vic was something else, he was a very shrewd, and calculating man. He could be funny, accommodating, and pleasant. However, he could be very, very mean as well. I saw both sides.

Your Couzin Tony

Time!

Time is the only currency, in life! The only thing you cannot replace. You can take my money or steal my car. You can burn down my house and eat my food, but, do not waste my time! I find it humorous to watch the young rushing around when they have most of their time still ahead. And yet mature people seem to go at a slower pace. As if they have all the time in the world. This, I believe, this is because the young are in a hurry to make some sort of mark for themselves. While older people have already made their mark or given up all hope of doing so. So they relax and finish the ride at a casual pace.

If you live to be 72 years of age you will have lived for, just a bit over, 25,000 days and 25,000 nights. Only, 25000 thousand chances to do the right thing, use your day wisely and 25,000 days to enjoy life! Not many, really!

I treat, not only, my time as precious but also the time of others. If I am ahead of someone I move along smartly as not to waste their time. If I see someone waiting for the parking place I am sitting in, I do not lollygag to stroke my ego or to prove how badly I handle power, when I have it.

The most common way to waste others time is to give them a dishonest impression of how you feel or what you think. You can be honorable only if you're truthful with others. This doesn't mean you should point out people's imperfections, just because it's true! There is no honor in hurting the feelings of others. And yet I hear people use the excuse of; not wanting to hurt others feelings by telling them the truth. Truth is not necessarily something to be volunteered.

Truth is being honest with people about who you are. If you are not in love with someone don't give them the impression that you are. This is wasting not only their time but also your time. If the two of you do not have special feeling you are responsible for letting them know. So, that you are not stealing time from someone who could use it to find the right person for them. And, you can find the right person for yourself.

If you are not ready to settle down, then, be open about it from the start so that everyone knows that there is no future with you and whatever the two of you do is strictly for fun. If your motives are not clear then you are doing the worst of all crimes. You are wasting time.

And I am

Kip Addotta

Time

Today we all have one less day to live, each and everyone of us and joy is the only thing that slows the clock.

Ain't the snow fallin' a bit deeper these days?
And ain't they buildin' stairs a bit steeper these days?

And ain't the town changin' in so many ways! Time. Time. Time.

The young folks grow up now so strong and so tall,
And the newspaper print just keeps gettin' so small.
Folks talk so softly now sometimes you just can't hear 'em at all! Time. Time. Time.

Yeah, the new jokes ain't as funny as the old jokes once were,
And girls aren't as pretty as I remember her.
Today in the park, a grown man called me "sir"! Time. Time. Time.

So, I'm just not as anxious now for fame and success...
My eye now will catch a girl in just a plain, quiet dress.
And I do cling a bit longer now to each warm caress. Time. Time. Time.

So I trudge a bit harder now as I climb up lifes old hill,
But what of it? My life now is much more fulfilled.
It's just that they keep tearing down buildings that I watched them build! Time. Time. Time.

Biff Manard

Time Two distinct views

They say that life is short. If you live to be seventy two years old, you will have lived 26,280 days. Time is the only currency in life. Take my money, steal my car but do not waist my time!

Two distinct views exist on the meaning of time. One view is that time is part of the fundamental structure of the universe, a dimension in which events occur in sequence. This is the realist view, to which Isaac Newton subscribed, in which time itself is something that can be measured.

A contrasting view is that time is part of the fundamental intellectual structure (together with space and number) within which we sequence events, quantify the duration of events and the intervals between them, and compare the motions of objects. In this view, time does not refer to any kind of entity that "flows", that objects "move through", or that is a "container" for events. This view is in the tradition of Gottfried Leibniz and Immanuel Kant, in which time, rather than being an objective thing to be measured, is part of the mental measuring system.

The Oxford English Dictionary defines time as "the indefinite continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future, regarded as a whole." The American Heritage Dictionary defines time as "a nonspatial linear continuum in which events occur in an apparently irreversible succession." Encarta, Microsoft's Digital Multimedia Encyclopedia, gives the definition of time as "System of distinguishing events: a dimension that enables two identical events occurring at the same point in space to be distinguished, measured by the interval between the events."

Many fields avoid the problem of defining time itself by using operational definitions that specify the units of measurement that quantify time. Regularly recurring events and objects with apparent periodic motion have long served as standards for units of time. Examples are the apparent motion of the sun across the sky, the phases of the moon, and the swing of a pendulum.

Time has historically been closely related with space, the two together comprising spacetime in Einstein's special relativity and general relativity. According to these theories, the concept of time depends on the spatial reference frame of the observer(s), and the human perception as well as the measurement by instruments such as clocks are different for observers in relative motion. Even the temporal order of events can change, but the past and future are defined by the backward and forward light cones, which never change. The past is the set of events that can send light signals to the observer, the future the events to which she can send light signals. All else is the present and within that set of events the very time-order differs for different observers.

Time has long been a major subject of science, philosophy and art. The measurement of time has also occupied scientists and technologists, and was a prime motivation in astronomy. Time is also a matter of significant social importance, having economic value ("time is money") as well as personal value, due to an awareness of the limited time in each day and in our lives. This article looks at some of the main philosophical and scientific issues relating to time.

Time Usage and origins

Look up time in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.According to the Oxford English Corpus, the word 'time' comes top in the list of most common nouns in the English language. The Latin word for time, tempus, came from the Greek temnein meaning "to cut" (same root for atomos meaning "indivisible"), thus signifying a division of the flowing duration.

Time Measurement

Time is currently one of the few fundamental quantities. These are quantities which cannot be defined via other quantities because there is nothing more fundamental than what is presently known. Thus, similar to definition of other fundamental quantities (like space and mass), time is defined via measurement.

The origins of our current measurement system go back to the Sumerian civilization of approximately 2000 BCE. This is known as the Sumerian Sexagesimal System based on the number 60. 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour - and possibly a calendar with 360 (60x6) days in a year (with a few more days added on). Twelve also features prominently, with roughly 12 hours of day and 12 of night, and roughly 12 months in a year (especially in a 360 day year).

Time Measurement devices

Horizontal sundial in Taganrog (1833).A large variety of devices have been invented to measure time. The study of these devices is called horology.

An Egyptian device dating to c.1500 BCE, similar in shape to a bent T-square, measured the passage of time from the shadow cast by its crossbar on a non-linear rule. The T was oriented eastward in the mornings. At noon, the device was turned around so that it could cast its shadow in the evening direction.

A sundial uses a gnomon to cast a shadow on a set of markings which were calibrated to the hour. The position of the shadow marked the hour in local time. Pliny the Elder records that the first sundial in Rome was looted from Catania, Sicily (264 BCE), which gave the incorrect time for a century, until the markings appropriate for the latitude of Rome were used (164 BCE). Noontime was an event which could be marked by the time of the shortest shadow on a sundial. This was used in Rome to judge when a court of law was open; lawyers had to be at the court by that time.

The most accurate timekeeping devices of the ancient world were the waterclock or clepsydra, first found in Egypt. A waterclock was found in the tomb of pharaoh Amenhotep I (1525 - 1504 BCE). Waterclocks were used in Alexandria, and then worldwide, for example in Greece, from c.400 BCE. They could be used to measure the hours even at night, but required manual timekeeping to replenish the flow of water. Plato is said to have invented a water-based alarm clock. It depended on the nightly overflow of a vessel containing lead balls, which would float in a columnar vat. The vat would hold an increasing supply of water supplied by a cistern. Eventually the vessel would float high enough to tip over. The lead balls would then cascade onto a copper platter. The resultant clangor would then awaken his students at the Academy (378 BCE). The Greeks and Chaldeans regularly maintained timekeeping records as an essential part of their astronomical observations. In particular, Arab engineers improved on the use of waterclocks up to the Middle Ages.

The hourglass uses the flow of sand to measure the flow of time. They were used in navigation. Ferdinand Magellan used 18 glasses on each ship for his circumnavigation of the globe (1522). The English word clock actually comes from French, Latin, and German words that mean bell. The passage of the hours at sea were marked by bells, and denoted the time (see ship's bells). The hours were marked by bells in the abbeys as well as at sea.

Incense sticks and candles were, and are, commonly used to measure time in temples and churches across the globe. Waterclocks, and later, mechanical clocks, were used to mark the events of the abbeys and monasteries of the Middle Ages. Richard of Wallingford (1292'1336), abbot of St. Alban's abbey, famously built a mechanical clock as an astronomical orrery about 1330..

The most common devices in day-to-day life are the clock, for periods less than a day, and the calendar, for periods longer than a day. Clocks can range from watches, to more exotic varieties such as the Clock of the Long Now. They can be driven by a variety of means, including gravity, springs, and various forms of electrical power, and regulated by a variety of means such as a pendulum. There are also a variety of different calendars, for example the Lunar calendar and the Solar calendar, although the Gregorian calendar is the most commonly used.

A chronometer is a timekeeper precise enough to be used as a portable time standard, needed to determine longitude by means of celestial navigation.

The most accurate type of timekeeping device is currently the atomic clock, which are used to calibrate other clock and timekeeping instruments.

Today, the GPS global positioning systems in coordination with the NTP network time protocol can be used to synchronize timekeeping systems across the globe.

Time Standards

Common units of time

Unit Size Notes

Femtosecond 10'15 second

Picosecond 10'12 second

Nanosecond 10'9 second

Microsecond 10'6 second

Millisecond 1/1,000 second

Second SI base unit

Minute 60 seconds

Hour 60 minutes

Day 24 hours

Week, Sennight 7 days

Fortnight 14 days; 2 weeks

Month 28 to 31 days

Quarter 3 months

Year 12 months

Tropical year 365.24219 days Average

Olympiad 4 years

Lustrum 5 years obsolete

Decade 10 years

Indict 15 years obsolete

Score 20 years

Generation 25 years approximate

Century 100 years

Millennium 1,000 years

The SI base unit for time is the SI second. From the second, larger units such as the minute, hour and day are defined, though they are "non-SI" units because they do not use the decimal system, and also because of the occasional need for a leap-second. They are, however, officially accepted for use with the International System. There are no fixed ratios between seconds and months or years as months and years have significant variations in length.

The official SI definition of the second is as follows:

"The second is the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom." Previous to 1967, the second was defined as:

the fraction 1/31,556,925.9747 of the tropical year for 1900 January 0 at 12 hours ephemeris time.

World time

The measurement of time is so critical to the functioning of modern societies that it is coordinated at an international level. The basis for scientific time is a continuous count of seconds based on atomic clocks around the world, known as the International Atomic Time (TAI). This is the yardstick for other time scales, including Coordinated Universal Time (UTC), which is the basis for civil time.

Earth is split up into a number of time zones. Most time zones are exactly one hour apart, and by convention compute their local time as an offset from Greenwich Mean Time.

Time Chronology

Another form of time measurement consists of studying the past. Events in the past can be ordered in a sequence (creating a chronology), and be put into chronological groups (periodization). One of the most important systems of periodization is geologic time, which is a system of periodizing the events that shaped the Earth and its life. Chronology, periodization, and interpretation of the past are together known as the study of history.

Time Interpretations

Many ancient philosophers wrote lengthy essays on time, believing it to be the essence around which life was based. A famous analogy was one that compares the time of life to the passing of sand through an hourglass. The sand at the top is the future, and, one tiny grain at a time, the future flows through the present into the past. The past ever expanding, the future ever decreasing, but the future grains being moulded into the past through the present. This was widely discussed in around the 3rd century CE.

The earliest recorded philosophy of time was expounded by Ptahhotep, who lived c.2650 -2600 BC said: "Do not lessen the time of following desire, for the wasting of time is an abomination to the spirit."

In the Old Testament book Ecclesiastes, traditionally thought to have been written by King Solomon (970-928 BC), time was regarded as a medium for the passage of predestined events.

"There is an appointed time for everything. And there is a time for every event under heaven A time to give birth, and a time to die; A time to plant, and a time to uproot what is planted. A time to kill, and a time to heal; A time to tear down, and a time to build up. A time to weep, and a time to laugh; A time to mourn, and a time to dance. A time to throw stones, and a time to gather stones; A time to embrace, and a time to shun embracing. A time to search, and a time to give up as lost; A time to keep, and a time to throw away. A time to tear apart, and a time to sew together; A time to be silent, and a time to speak. A time to love, and a time to hate; A time for war, and a time for peace." (Ecclesiastes 3:1'8)

Around 500 BC Heraclitus, a fatalist held that the passage of time and the future both lay beyond the possibility of human influence: "Everything flows and nothing abides; everything gives way and nothing stays fixed. You cannot step twice into the same river, for other waters and yet others, go flowing on. Time is a child, moving counters in a game; the royal power is a child's."

Time in philosophy

Newton believed time and space form a container for events, which is as real as the objects it contains.

"Absolute, true, and mathematical time, in and of itself and of its own nature, without reference to anything external, flows uniformly and by another name is called duration. Relative, apparent, and common time is any sensible and external measure (precise or imprecise) of duration by means of motion; such a measure - for example, an hour, a day, a month, a year - is commonly used instead of true time."

In contrast to Newton's belief in absolute space, and closely related to Kantian time, Leibniz believed that time and space are a conceptual apparatus describing the interrelations between events. The differences between Leibniz's and Newton's interpretations came to a head in the famous Leibniz-Clark Correspondence. Leibniz thought of time as a fundamental part of an abstract conceptual framework, together with space and number, within which we sequence events, quantify their duration, and compare the motions of objects. In this view, time does not refer to any kind of entity that "flows," that objects "move through," or that is a "container" for events.

Immanuel Kant, in the Critique of Pure Reason, described time as an a priori intuition that allows us (together with the other a priori intuition, space) to comprehend sense experience. With Kant, neither space nor time are conceived as substances, but rather both are elements of a systematic mental framework necessarily structuring the experiences of any rational agent, or observing subject. Spatial measurements are used to quantify how far apart objects are, and temporal measurements are used to quantify how far apart events occur. Similarly, Schopenhauer stated in the preface to his On the Will in Nature that "Time is the condition of the possibility of succession."

In Existentialism, time is considered fundamental to the question of being, in particular by the philosopher Martin Heidegger. See Ontology.

Time as "unreal"

In 5th century BC Greece, Antiphon the Sophist, in a fragment preserved from his chief work Truth held that: "Time is not a reality (hupostasis), but a concept (no'ma) or a measure (metron)." Similarly, Parmenides believed that time, motion, and change were illusions, leading to Zeno's paradoxes (Zeno was a follower of Parmenides).

Ralph Waldo Emerson considers time as presentness, where past and future are but our present projections (of our memory, hope, etc.). For Emerson, time needs a qualitative measurement rather than a quantitative one.

Writers such as J. M. E. McTaggart in his 1908 The Unreality of Time have argued that time is an illusion.

Linear time versus circular time

In general, the Judaeo-Christian concept, based on the Bible, is that time is linear, with a beginning, the act of creation by God. The Christian view assumes also an end, the eschaton, expected to happen when Christ returns to earth in the Second Coming to judge the living and the dead. This will be the consummation of the world and time. St Augustine's City of God was the first developed application of this concept to world history. The Christian view is that God and the supernatural world are outside time and exist in eternity. This view relies on interpretation however, for some Jewish and Christian sects believe time may in fact be cyclical. On the other hand, the dharmic religions such as Buddhism and Hinduism, have a concept of a wheel of time, that regards time as cyclical and quantic consisting of repeating ages that happen to every being of the Universe between birth and extinction. In recent years this cyclical vision of time has been embraced by theorists of quantic space-time and systems theory.

Time in physical sciences

Space time

A tesseract, a cube in 3 dimensions extended to a fourth, as a description of time; adhering to defined finite bounds, all possibilities for this configuration are conceptually representable.

Modern physics views the curvature of spacetime around an object as much a feature of that object as are its mass and volume.

Block time

Block time consists of an unchanging four-dimensional spacetime. This does away with the idea of the past, present and future.

Natural unit of time

Planck time (~ 5.4 10-44 seconds) is the unit of time in the system of natural units known as Planck units. According to current theory, it is the smallest unit of time that could ever be measured.

Time quanta

Time quanta is a hypothetical concept. In the modern quantum theory (Standard Model of particle physics) and in General relativity time is not quantized.

Time dilation

Einstein said that time was basically what a clock reads; the clock can be any action or change, like the movement of the sun. Einstein showed that people traveling at different speeds will measure different times for events and different distances between objects, though these differences are minute unless one is traveling at a speed close to that of light. Many subatomic particles exist for only a fixed fraction of a second in a lab relatively at rest, but some that travel close to the speed of light can be measured to travel further and survive longer than expected (a muon is one example). According to the special theory of relativity, in the high-speed particle's frame of reference, it exists, on the average, for a standard amount of time known as its mean lifetime, and the distance it travels in that time is zero, because its velocity is zero. Relative to a frame of reference at rest, time seems to "slow down" for the particle. Relative to the high-speed particle, distances seems to shorten. Even in Newtonian terms time may be considered the fourth dimension of motion; but Einstein showed how both temporal and spatial dimensions can be altered (or "warped") by high-speed motion.

Einstein (The Meaning Of Relativity): "Two events taking place at the points A and B of a system K are simultaneous if they appear at the same instant when observed from the middle point, M, of the interval AB. Time is then defined as the ensemble of the indications of similar clocks, at rest relatively to K, which register the same simultaneously."

Arrow of time

Time appears to have a direction to us - the past lies behind us, and is fixed and incommutable, while the future lies ahead and is not necessarily fixed. Yet the majority of the laws of physics don't provide this arrow of time. The exceptions include the Second law of thermodynamics, which states that entropy must increase over time (see Entropy (arrow of time); the cosmological arrow of time, which points away from the Big Bang, and the radiative arrow of time, caused by light only traveling forwards in time. In particle physics, there is also the weak arrow of time, from CPT symmetry, and also measurement in quantum mechanics (see Measurement in quantum mechanics).

Time and the "Big Bang"

According to some of the latest scientific theories, time began with the Big Bang, and any inquiry into what happened before the big bang is either meaningless or totally inaccessible to us.

Time travel in science fiction

Time travel is the concept of moving backward or forward to different points in time, in a manner analogous to moving through space. Additionally, some interpretations of time travel take the form of travel between parallel realities or universes. A central problem with time travel is that of causality - causes preceding effects - which has given rise to a number of paradoxes (see grandfather paradox).

Time Psychology

Different people may judge identical lengths of time quite differently. Time can "fly"; that is, a long period of time can seem to go by very quickly. Likewise, time can seem to "drag," as in when one performs a boring task. The psychologist Jean Piaget called this form of time perception "lived time."

Time also appears to pass more quickly as one gets older. For example, a year for a five-year-old child is 20% of his entire life so far, however for a 50 year old adult a year is only 2% of his entire life so far; so with increasing age, each segment of time is a decreasing percentage of the person's total experience.

Altered states of consciousness are sometimes characterised by a different estimation of time. Some psychoactive substances--such as entheogens--may also dramatically alter a person's temporal judgement.

The practice of meditation, central to all Buddhist traditions, takes as its goal the reflection of the mind back upon itself, thus altering the subjective experience of time; the so called, 'entering the now', or 'the moment'.

In explaining his theory of relativity, Albert Einstein is often quoted as saying that although sitting next to a pretty girl for an hour feels like a minute, placing one's hand on a hot stove for a minute feels like an hour. This is intended to introduce the listener to the concept of the interval between two events being perceived differently by different observers.

Use of time

The use of time is an important issue in understanding human behaviour, education, and travel behaviour. Time use research is a developing field of study. The question concerns how time is allocated across a number of activities (such as time spent at home, at work, shopping, etc.). Time use changes with technology, as the television or the Internet created new opportunities to use time in different ways. However, some aspects of time use are relatively stable over long periods of time, such as the amount of time spent traveling to work, which despite major changes in transport, has been observed to be about 20-30 minutes one-way for a large number of cities over a long period of time. This has led to the disputed time budget hypothesis.

Time Management is the organization of tasks or events by first estimating how much time a task will take to be completed, when it must be completed, and then adjusting events that would interfere with its completion so that completion is reached in the appropriate amount of time. Calendars and day planners are common examples of time management tools.

Arlie Russell Hochschild and Norbert Elias have written on the use of time from a sociological perspective.

Time and the big bang

What happened before the Big Bang? The conventional answer to that question is usually, "There is no such thing as 'before the Big Bang.'" That's the event that started it all. But the right answer, says physicist Sean Carroll, is, "We just don't know." Carroll, as well as many other physicists and cosmologists have begun to consider the possibility of time before the Big Bang, as well as alternative theories of how our universe came to be. Carroll discussed this type of "speculative research" during a talk at the American Astronomical Society Meeting last week in St. Louis, Missouri.

"This is an interesting time to be a cosmologist," Carroll said. "We are both blessed and cursed. It's a golden age, but the problem is that the model we have of the universe makes no sense."

First, there's an inventory problem, where 95% of the universe is unaccounted for. Cosmologists seemingly have solved that problem by concocting dark matter and dark energy. But because we have "created" matter to fit the data doesn't mean we understand the nature of the universe.

Time Servers

A time server is a server computer that reads the actual time from a reference clock and distributes this information to its clients using a computer network. The time server may be a local network time server or an internet time server.

The most important and widely-used protocol for distributing and synchronising time is the Network Time Protocol (NTP), though other less-popular or outdated time protocols continue in use.

The time reference used by a time server could be another time server on the network or the Internet, a connected radio clock or an atomic clock. The most common true time source is a GPS or GPS master clock. Time servers are sometimes multi-purpose network servers, dedicated network servers, or dedicated devices. All a dedicated time server does is provide accurate time.

An existing network server (e.g. a file server) can become a time server with additional software. The NTP homepage provides a free and widely-used reference implementation of the NTP server and client for many popular operating systems. The other choice is a dedicated time server device.

The term "stratum" is used to label the closeness to a central or high quality time server. The stratum indicates the place of a particular time server in a hierarchy of servers. The scale is 0 to 14 where 0 is the most accurate and likely a highly specialized physical hardware device. Some time clients will reject a time update from a server whose stratum is too high, and most will prefer low strata time sources to higher ones. This can be a pitfall for administrators setting up an in-house time server with no true time source.

Real Time pcr

In molecular biology, real-time polymerase chain reaction, also called quantitative real time polymerase chain reaction (Q-PCR/qPCR) or kinetic polymerase chain reaction, is a laboratory technique based on the polymerase chain reaction, which is used to amplify and simultaneously quantify a targeted DNA molecule. It enables both detection and quantification (as absolute number of copies or relative amount when normalized to DNA input or additional normalizing genes) of a specific sequence in a DNA sample.

The procedure follows the general principle of polymerase chain reaction; its key feature is that the amplified DNA is quantified as it accumulates in the reaction in real time after each amplification cycle. Two common methods of quantification are:

(1) the use of fluorescent dyes that intercalate with double-stranded DNA, and

(2) modified DNA oligonucleotide probes that fluoresce when hybridized with a complementary DNA.

Time Clocks

A time clock, sometimes known as a clock card machine or punch clock or time recorder, is a mechanical (or electronic) timepiece used to assist in tracking the hours an employee of a company worked. In regards to mechanical time clocks this was accomplished by inserting a heavy paper card, called a time card, into a slot on the time clock. When the time card hit a contact at the rear of the slot, the machine would print day and time information on the card. This allowed a timekeeper to have an official record of the hours an employee worked to calculate and pay an employee.

Time Cards

Originally developed for an employer to determine payroll, Time Cards are not just for payroll anymore. Time Cards may record the start and end time of tasks, or just the duration. It may contain a detailed breakdown of tasks accomplished throughout the project or program. This information may be used for payroll, client billing, and increasingly for project costing, estimation, tracking and management.

World time clock There are four variations of the World Time Clock design. You can find them pictured together at Ameico. Each can be turned to one of 12 positions to indicate the time in selected global regions. I love the concept because I consider a regular 12-sided polygon (a dodecagon) to be the most aesthetically pleasing shape in nature. Maybe it's no accident that there are 12 hours in a day and 12 months in a year--also 12 pennies in an old English shilling, before the metric system came along and condemned us to the rule of 10, merely because we happen to have 5 digits on each hand.



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The Comedian
of the United States

Yes,this is and has been the No. 1 novelty CD in the world. Why? Because this is the CD that contains Kip's hit Wet Dream,The Fish Song that people can't seem to get enough of. The cuts on this CD are some of the funniest ever recorded
Kip's "Wet Dream"
The fish song...

$19.99

I Saw Daddy
Kissing Santa Clause

Great Christmas fun - for Mom,Dad and the kids here... makes the perfect gift to anyone with friends or relatives
Kip's Newest CD...
$19.99

The Trouble Hole
The cuts on this CD are some of the funniest ever recorded
Great Stand-up...
$19.99

Life In The Slaw Lane The music production on this CD is fantastic,thanks to the collaboration of Kip Addotta and Kim Bullard. These songs will simply make you feel good
Kip's Slaw Lane CD...
$19.99

I Hope I'm Not Out Of Line
Kip did this recording in Newport Beach California. Make Me Laugh had been airing for two years and everyone in the country was turned on to the kid from Rockford,IL. you can hear the sizzle. Listen and laugh
Kip's first Stand-up CD...
$19.99

Kip's 5 CD Collection! Great Christmas fun - for Mom,Dad and the kids here... makes the perfect gift to anyone with friends or relatives. Even your dog will like it - G rated
Save 20% on 5 CDs ...
$79.99

Jokes To Go Great Christmas fun - for Mom,Dad and the kids here... makes the perfect gift to anyone with friends or relatives. Even your dog will like it - G rated
Jokes you can tell...
$19.99

The Comedian
of the United States

Yes,this is and has been the No. 1 novelty CD in the world. Why? Because this is the CD that contains Kip's hit Wet Dream,The Fish Song that people can't seem to get enough of. The cuts on this CD are some of the funniest ever recorded
Kip's "Wet Dream"
The fish song...

$19.99

I Saw Daddy
Kissing Santa Clause

Great Christmas fun - for Mom,Dad and the kids here... makes the perfect gift to anyone with friends or relatives
Kip's Newest CD...
$19.99

The Trouble Hole
The cuts on this CD are some of the funniest ever recorded
Great Stand-up...
$19.99

Life In The Slaw Lane The music production on this CD is fantastic,thanks to the collaboration of Kip Addotta and Kim Bullard. These songs will simply make you feel good
Kip's Slaw Lane CD...
$19.99

I Hope I'm Not Out Of Line
Kip did this recording in Newport Beach California. Make Me Laugh had been airing for two years and everyone in the country was turned on to the kid from Rockford,IL. you can hear the sizzle. Listen and laugh
Kip's first Stand-up CD...
$19.99

Kip's 5 CD Collection! Great Christmas fun - for Mom,Dad and the kids here... makes the perfect gift to anyone with friends or relatives. Even your dog will like it - G rated
Save 20% on 5 CDs ...
$79.99

Jokes To Go Great Christmas fun - for Mom,Dad and the kids here... makes the perfect gift to anyone with friends or relatives. Even your dog will like it - G rated
Jokes you can tell...
$19.99




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