Biff Manard!
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"He who laughs last, thinks slowest!"
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The names of the wimpiest towns in the USA...
"Please, don't do that to me!" Iowa"I'll do anything if you stop that!" Florida
"C'mon! We can work this out, honey!" Tennessee
"Wait! It doesn't have to hurt like this!" Ohio
"Ok, I give up!" California
"Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks!" Kentucky
"Yes, I'll eat that if you want me to." Colorado
"Humbly Acquiesce" Michigan
"I'm a Piece of Shit" Oregon
"Knock Me Down Again for Drill" Nebraska
"Bendover & Like It" Arkansas
"Slap Me Stupid" S. Carolina
I'm Biff Manard. And I have a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth.
