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Jaguar!

A man in a Jaguar passed a mini that had broken down by the side of the road. Being a kindly driver, he stopped and fixed a tow-rope to it and began towing it to the nearest garage.

After 10 minutes of towing, a Porsche passed them at high speed. The Jaguar driver was not going to be outdone by a Porsche, so, forgetting that he had a mini in tow, slammed his foot down and the Jaguar and Porsche indulged in a high-speed race down the road, the Skoda and it's occupant trailing wildly about at the end of the rope frantically trying to attract their attention and failing.

A Police car saw them and gave chase. The Police driver radioed back to Headquarters "Sarge, you'll never believe this, I've just seen a Porsche and a Jaguar neck and neck doing 150 mph - and a bloke in a mini flashing his lights, blowing his horn and trying to overtake them!"

Jaguar Cars

Jaguar Cars Limited is a luxury car manufacturer, originally based at Browns Lane, Coventry, England but now at Whitley, Coventry. It was founded as the Swallow Sidecar Company in 1922, changing to SS Cars Ltd in 1934, and becoming Jaguar Cars Ltd in 1945. The company has been owned by Ford since 1989 and currently forms a part of Ford's Premier Automotive Group with Volvo and Land Rover. Ford is currently considering divesting all three Premier units. The name is pronounced"jag u ar"; with the term "Jag" being used colloquially.

Jaguar History

Founded as the Swallow Sidecar Company in 1922, by two motorcycle enthusiasts, William Lyons and William Walmsley, the SS Jaguar name first appeared on a 2.5 litre salon in 1935. The Jaguar name was given to the entire company in 1945.

The distinctive Jaguar mascotJaguar made its name in the 1950s with a series of elegantly-styled sports cars and luxury salons. The company bought the Daimler car company (not to be confused with Daimler-Benz), in 1960 from Birmingham Small Arms Company (BSA). From the late 1960s, Daimler was used as a brand name for Jaguar's most luxurious salons.

Jaguar merged with the British Motor Corporation (BMC), the Austin-Morris combine, to form British Motor Holdings (BMH) in 1966. After merging with Leyland and Rover, the resultant company then became British Leyland Motor Corporation (BLMC) in 1968. Financial difficulties and the publication of the Ryder Report led to effective nationalisation in 1975 and the company became BL Ltd (BL).

In 1984, Jaguar was floated off as a separate company on the stock market one of the Thatcher government's many privatisations. The Ford Motor Company made an offer to purchase the company in September 1989 which was accepted at an Extraordinary General Meeting in January 1990 and Jaguar was removed from the London Stock Exchange listings on 28 February 1990. In 1999 it became part of Ford's new Premier Automotive Group along with Aston Martin, Volvo Cars and, from 2000, Land Rover; Aston Martin was subsequently sold off in 2007. Since Ford purchased Jaguar in 1989 it has yet to earn a profit for the Dearborn-based auto manufacturer.

Jaguar cars gained a reputation for unreliability during the 1970s and 1980s, but under Ford the reliability and build quality improved dramatically, with the company coming 7th (out of 30) in the J. D. Power Customer Satisfaction Survey (the '242-million mile road test'), and the S-Type coming 9th out of 105 cars in the same survey. In the 2003 Top Gear Survey, the XJ8 (X308) model came first. Also, in 2007, another survey by J.D. Power & Associates showed Jaguar to be the number one car company in cusomer satisfaction; scoring the highest ratings ever recorded.

The company was originally located in Blackpool but moved to Coventry in 1928 when demand for the Austin Swallow became too great for the factory's capacity. Today, Jaguars are assembled at Castle Bromwich in Birmingham and Halewood in Liverpool. The historic Browns Lane plant closed in 2005, leaving the XJ, XK and S-Type production at Castle Bromwich and the X-Type at Halewood, alongside the new Land Rover Freelander 2, from 2007.

Since Land Rover's 2002 purchase by Ford, it has been closely associated with Jaguar. In many countries they share a common sales and distribution network (including shared dealerships), and some models now share common components, although the only shared production facility is Halewood, for the X-Type and the Freelander 2.

On 11 June 2007, Ford announced that it planned to sell Jaguar, along with Land Rover. The buyer was initially expected to be announced by September 2007, possibly a private equity group, but the sale was delayed, and an announcement will not be made until the end of 2007. India's Tata Motors and Mahindra and Mahindra have expressed interest in purchasing Jaguar and Land Rover from the Ford Motor Company. Ford has also announced that Volvo will be sold before the winter of 2007, finally dissolving the Ford PAG group.

Jaguar Cars holds Royal Warrants from both HM Queen Elizabeth II and HRH Prince Charles.

Jaguar Historical Models

1939 SS 3-1/2 Litre salon

1950 Jaguar XK120 from the Ralph Lauren collection

1958 Jaguar XK 150 Roadster

A 1963 E-Type Roadster on display in Indianapolis

Jaguar Mark II 3,4-Litre Salon 1966 1985 Jaguar XJ-S with V-12 engineThe Jaguar company started production with the pre-war 1.5, 2.5 and 3.5 litre models which used engines designed by the Standard Motor Company. The 1.5 litre four-cylinder engine was still supplied by Standard but the two larger six-cylinder ones were made in house. These cars have become known unofficially as Mark IVs.

The first post war model was the 1948 Mark V available with either 2.5 or 3.5 litre engines and had a more streamlined appearance than pre-war models, but more important was the change to independent front suspension and hydraulic brakes.

The big breakthrough was the launch in 1948 of the XK120 sports car, with the new XK twin overhead camshaft (DOHC) 3.5 litre hemi-head six-cylinder engine designed by William Heynes, Walter Hassan and Claude Baily. This engine had been designed during the long nights during the war when they would be on fire watch in the factory. After several attempts a final design was arrived at. That is until owner William Lyons said "make it quieter". The car had originally been intended as a short production model of about 200 vehicles as a test bed for the new engine until its intended home, the new Mark VII salon, was ready. The XK120's reception was such that production continued until 1954; it was followed by the XK140, the XK150, and the E-Type, keeping Jaguar in the sports car market.

Introducing the large Mark VII salon in 1951, a car especially conceived for the American market, Jaguar soon found itself overwhelmed with orders. The Mark VII and its successors gathered rave reviews from magazines such as Road & Track and The Motor. In 1956 a Mark VII won the prestigious Monte Carlo Rally.

The 1955 Mark 1 small salon was the first monocoque (unibody) car from Jaguar and used a 2.4 litre short stroke version of the XK engine. In 1959, the car was improved with a larger engine and wider windows and became the Mark 2, one of the most recognizable Jaguar models ever produced. It would be popular with British police forces for its small size, light weight, and powerful engine.

The Mark VIII of 1956 and Mark IX of 1958 were essentially updates of the Mark VII but the Mark X of 1961 was a completely new design of large salon with all round independent suspension and unibody construction.

The independent rear suspension from the Mark X was incorporated in the 1963 S-Type which closely resembled the Mark 2, and in 1967 the Mark 2 name was dropped when the small salon became the 240/340 range. The 420 of 1966, also sold as the Daimler Sovereign, put a new front onto the S-type, although both cars continued in parallel until the S-Type was dropped in 1968. The Mark X became the 420G in 1966.

Of the more recent salons, the most significant is the XJ (1968-present), still the definitive Jaguar salon car for many. Since 1968 the Series I XJ has seen major changes in 1973 (to Series II), 1979 (Series III), 1986 Europe / 1987 United States (XJ40), 1995 (X300), 1997 (to the V-8 powered X308), 2003 (the present model, X350). The most luxurious XJ models carry either the Vanden Plas (US) or Daimler (rest of world) nameplates.

Jaguar Notable models

Jaguar Sports cars

: XK120 (1948-54)

XK140 (1954-57)

XK150 (1957-60)

Jaguar E-type (1961-75)

XJ-S/XJS (1975-96)

XJ220 (1988-93)

XK8(X100)(1997-2006)

XK (X150) (2007)

Jaguar Large salons

2.5 Litre (1935-48)

3.5 Litre (1937-48)

Mark IV (1945-48)

Mark V (1949-51)

Mark VII(M) (1950-57)

Mark VIII (1957-59)

Mark IX (1958-61)

Mark X/420G (1961-70)

XJ6 (1968-97)

XJ12 (1972-97)

XJ8 (1998 to present)

Jaguar Small salons

1.5 Litre (1935-49)

Mark 1 (1955-59)

Mark 2 (1959-66)

S-type (1963-68)

240/340 (1967-69)

420 (1966-70)

S-type (1999 to 2007/2008)

X-type (2001 to present)

XF (2007) New Model Replacing S-Type

Jaguar Engines

Jaguar has designed in-house four generations of engines.

Jaguar Historical engines

Jaguar XK6 engine - inline-6

Jaguar V12 engine - V12

Jaguar AJ6 engine - inline-6

Current engines:

Jaguar AJ-V8 engine - V8

Jaguar AJ-V6 engine - V6

Jaguar Current Models

The current Jaguar line-up includes the following models:

2007 Jaguar Model Line-up Model US Type Price Range Notes

XJ full-size luxury sedan $64,250 - $116,000

S-Type luxury sport sedan $46,500 - $66,500 To be replaced by the Jaguar XF

X-Type luxury mid-size sedan and wagon $33,500 - $37,500

XK sports car/Coupé/Convertible $75,500 - $93,000

Jaguar Concept Models

Pirana (1967)

XK180 (1998)

F-type (2000) - Roadster, similar to the XK8 but smaller

R-Coupé (2002) - Luxury four-seater coupé, closest competitor being the Bentley Continental GT.

Fuore XF 10 (2003)

R-D6 (2003) - Compact four-seat coupé

XK-RR - A high-performance version of last generation XK coupé

XK-RS - Another performance-spec version of last generation XK convertible

Concept Eight (2004) - Super-luxury version of the long-wheelbase model of the XJ

C-XF (2007)

Jaguar's motorsport history

The company has had major success in sports car racing, particularly in the Le Mans 24 Hours. Victories came in 1951 and 1953 with the C-Type, then in 1955, 1956 and 1957 with the D-Type. The manager of the racing team during this period, Lofty England, later went on to become CEO of Jaguar in the early 1970s. Although the prototype XJ13 was built in the mid-1960s it was never raced, and the famous race was then left for many years, until in the mid-1980s when Tom Walkinshaw's TWR team started designing and preparing Jaguar V12-engined sports prototypes for European sports car races. The team started winning regularly from 1987, and with increased factory backing the team won Le Mans in 1988 and 1990.

In the late 1990s, Ford decided that Jaguar would be the corporation's Formula One entry. Ford bought out the semi-works Stewart Grand Prix team and rebranded it as Jaguar Racing. The Jaguar F1 program was not a success however, achieving only two podium finishes in five seasons of competition between 2000 and 2004. At the end of 2004, with costs mounting and Ford's profits dwindling, the F1 team was sold to Red Bull energy drinks owner Dietrich Mateschitz, and it became Red Bull Racing. Since 2004 Jaguar has not had an official presence in motorsport.

Jaguar Notable Jaguar sports racers

Jaguar C-Type (1951-53)

Jaguar D-Type (1954-57)

Jaguar Lightweight E-Type

Jaguar XJR-9 (1988)

XJ220 (1988)

XJR-15 (1990)



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