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Smokey The Dog

My granddaughter has a new puppy and his name is Smokey!

Dear Mr. Addotta

I had a rough day today, but a few moments after visiting your Web site (for the first time) you had me laughing. Somehow, I missed your appearances on TV and elsewhere, and know you only from "Wet Dream," which I think is brilliant. How good to learn that you've got CDs out of your comedy. I love that you are funny without being vulgar and obnoxious, as are so many young comics today. Your newest fan, Adam Schwartz Bloomington, Indiana

Adam Schwartz

Moles

Why do people leave Moles on their face? While some people find them attractive, I find them distracting! Robert De Niro is a great actor but the mole on his face has gotten big enough to hang your coat on. Come on Bobby, give us a break!

Getting Older

My kids asked me, "Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?"

I told them "My sense of decency."

I was born in Rockford, Illinois, where I was raised as a poor child, which was particularly sad, in my case, because my parents were rich!

Early on I got the impression that my mother held me in contempt because she would crap in my diapers and blame it on me.

My father also showed signs of malice towards me.

I'll never forget the day he taught me to swim! I thought I'd never get out of that sack!

I also had to ride my bicycle standing up, because Dad had installed a mouse trap on the seat.

My Cat

I love my cat, Harley!

People ask me if I've had my cat declawed.

I would never have a cat declawed because claws are a cat's only defense and I can get pretty drunk!

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